As usual nicked from forum.
A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there. The nervous Sergeant said, "Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have Molly The Camel." The Captain said "I can't say that I condone this but I can understand about the "urges", so the camel can stay".
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges". Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild and insane sex with the camel.
When he's done, he asked the Sergeant "Is that how the men do it?"
"No sir. They usually just ride the camel into town.
That's where the girls are."
Friday, July 17, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
SPIN UP RUN BAD
Tryed a spin up at high stakes last few days and while I held my own - I have lost all of the big 3 pots of over 2000$ which is awfully sick and would have Ben / Brenos raving about pretend $ etc !!!
In these 3 pots I have been 80:20 60:40 and 50:50 - tonights stinker below - end of spin up
All in preflop QQ v TT me playing 1010 and confident I am dominating his shove and am correct when see TT.
Board QJ69K :(
In these 3 pots I have been 80:20 60:40 and 50:50 - tonights stinker below - end of spin up
All in preflop QQ v TT me playing 1010 and confident I am dominating his shove and am correct when see TT.
Board QJ69K :(
Sunday, July 12, 2009
SUNDAY MULTIS
Played 3 not good.
WSOPE qualifyer 510$ 2 seats gtd - started really well and got decent stack. Then lost a flip but was still well in it - then raised from OP with KK and someone shoves over the top for 8K (raise was 600 lol) - obvious they dont have strong hand so i snap called and they have AQ off suit and when K flops it looks good till J on river fills his straight. Lose another flip when low and gone about 30th.
30K gtd never really got anywhere and lost a flip.
Freeroll - only one I am doing decent in but really slow structure and now other games over will just gamble like a mentalist as only 1 prize from 108 starters - I am 4 of 40 and bored shitless. !!
WSOPE qualifyer 510$ 2 seats gtd - started really well and got decent stack. Then lost a flip but was still well in it - then raised from OP with KK and someone shoves over the top for 8K (raise was 600 lol) - obvious they dont have strong hand so i snap called and they have AQ off suit and when K flops it looks good till J on river fills his straight. Lose another flip when low and gone about 30th.
30K gtd never really got anywhere and lost a flip.
Freeroll - only one I am doing decent in but really slow structure and now other games over will just gamble like a mentalist as only 1 prize from 108 starters - I am 4 of 40 and bored shitless. !!
GOOD LUCK ACROSS THE IRISH SEA
Fol Hollow who I own a small % in is favourite in the 445 at Ireland today.
Usually no big deal but it is today as the race has prize money of over £50000 which basically in the UK you would need to win a group race to get.
Ground is a bit of a bog but he go's there with a chance and I am certainly excited today.
GOOD LUCK FOL
EDIT - Ground turned totally against him and went heavy - he came 6th or 7th but ran like hated the ground.
Usually no big deal but it is today as the race has prize money of over £50000 which basically in the UK you would need to win a group race to get.
Ground is a bit of a bog but he go's there with a chance and I am certainly excited today.
GOOD LUCK FOL
EDIT - Ground turned totally against him and went heavy - he came 6th or 7th but ran like hated the ground.
WSOP BUBBLE TIME
They are currently on the bubble in the main event.
A few UK players going well including James Akenhead who i knocked out in the WSOPE last year.
UK Gatsby blog best place to follow updates.
A few UK players going well including James Akenhead who i knocked out in the WSOPE last year.
UK Gatsby blog best place to follow updates.
Friday, July 10, 2009
BAD NIGHT BAD ATTITUDE
Things have been going well of late as you probably read below.
However, logged on tonight with cant be rsed attitude and I should have logged off 5 mins later. I did 400 on multis and honestly didnt even try - was happy to get it in with anything.
Also lost 4 figures at PLO although 1 i got in good and the other i had KKxx v AAxx on K flop but A turn.
Anyway have booked Macau - myself and Ben the fish holmes are going from 17th Aug -2th Aug and countdown starts now!!!
Might try and do something non poker tomorrow as feel like I have OTT'd it a bit at the moment and have 3 decent games lined up for Sunday that I have already bought in / qualified for.
1) WSOPE 500$ 2 Seats Gtd qualifier to WSOPE (can't play so playing with intention of selling if won package).
2) The 500$ 30K gtd on Betfair - unfortunately they drop the 66k to 30K when run WSOPE sats which is a bit shite in my view - however won this 3 times in 9 months and would be surprised if this has been surpassed.
3) I qualfied through the 1st round of the million dollar freeroll on Monday and next round is on Sunday.
Laters - run good.
Ps click on Brenos link on the right for mega exciting updates on his knee ......coming soon!!!
However, logged on tonight with cant be rsed attitude and I should have logged off 5 mins later. I did 400 on multis and honestly didnt even try - was happy to get it in with anything.
Also lost 4 figures at PLO although 1 i got in good and the other i had KKxx v AAxx on K flop but A turn.
Anyway have booked Macau - myself and Ben the fish holmes are going from 17th Aug -2th Aug and countdown starts now!!!
Might try and do something non poker tomorrow as feel like I have OTT'd it a bit at the moment and have 3 decent games lined up for Sunday that I have already bought in / qualified for.
1) WSOPE 500$ 2 Seats Gtd qualifier to WSOPE (can't play so playing with intention of selling if won package).
2) The 500$ 30K gtd on Betfair - unfortunately they drop the 66k to 30K when run WSOPE sats which is a bit shite in my view - however won this 3 times in 9 months and would be surprised if this has been surpassed.
3) I qualfied through the 1st round of the million dollar freeroll on Monday and next round is on Sunday.
Laters - run good.
Ps click on Brenos link on the right for mega exciting updates on his knee ......coming soon!!!
MACAU
Started to look foward to this one and am going to book flights now my poker companion as confirmed.
Any other fish fancy this - pocket money buy in for the likes of Azi / Animal.
Ipoker qualifyer routes for Brenos / Dobbs etc
and some total luckboxing soap style needed for the likes of Amatay ;)
Come on whos in - all aboard !!!?
Any other fish fancy this - pocket money buy in for the likes of Azi / Animal.
Ipoker qualifyer routes for Brenos / Dobbs etc
and some total luckboxing soap style needed for the likes of Amatay ;)
Come on whos in - all aboard !!!?
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