THATS POKER

Within 10 mins of each other

16k GTD

early doors me BB k5 flop k 9 5 i bet pot every street turn 2 all in before riv v KQ for 5k he hits river Q and Im out.

3K GTD multi

3 prizes i play well and am chip leader into the money - 3 prizes - then i raise from sb v small stack who puts me in and i am committed with qj and gutted to see his cards - he shows kk and a 9 high flop with no draws is not promising however turn j gives me hope and j riv hits me a most unlikely win. I am big chip leader and go on to win 1500$.

JOKES FROM BETFAIR FORUM

Couple that made me chuckle today :-
1)
Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson and bragged that despite being 72 years of age, he could still have sexx 3 times a night. Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued.After the show, Cilla says,"Sean, if I'm not bein too forward, I'd luv to 'ave sexx with yer. Lets go back to my ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun. So they went back to her place and got comfortable After a couple of drinks they went off to bed and had an hour of mad passionate sexx together. Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better shex. But while I'm shleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and ma willie in your right hand". Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says "Okay" He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sexx than before. Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful. But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......." "I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem honey".Cilla complies with the routine. The results this time are absolutely mind blowing. Once it's all over, they have a drink, Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks "Sean, tell me, dis 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer willie in de other - does it really stimulate yer that much?" Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla but the last time I shlept with a scouser, the bitch stole ma wallet !"

2) A dwarf walks into a bar and he slips over a piece of turd on the floor, he walks off thinking nothing of it. A few minutes later a huge man walks in a falls over the same piece of turd, the little dwarf shouts out "I just did that!" So the big man kills him.

NOT RUNNING AWFUL AGAIN :) LOL

Played 3 games since below.

Won £100 at FL.

Then won a $300 6 pak even though buzzer's aq sucked out on my KK.

And most important I just won the 4.5k Gtd on betfair for 1800$ - won 2 important races when i was all in and called on 50 50s. Including one v Buzzer :). I think I was down to 800 chips at one stage also so feeling good.

RUNNING AWFUL AGAIN :(

Its the gold cup of Chrpto this week and i can only play 1 event as away.

That was tonight hadnt really progressed till below hand.


Game #4571032244: Hold'em NL (50/100) - 2007/06/04 - 21:20:45 (UK)
Table "24" Seat 5 is the button.
Seat 1: Leed3001 (3600 in chips)
Seat 2: Cjthrilla (4595 in chips)
Seat 3: Ace111111 (8650 in chips)
Seat 4: Lordelpus (3530 in chips)
Seat 5: DontPanic (3600 in chips)
Seat 6: HideSeek (2815 in chips)
Seat 7: suddes12 (3690 in chips)
Seat 8: kemba (4315 in chips)
Seat 9: Pedro83 (8655 in chips)
Seat 10: Garry2011 (5625 in chips)
HideSeek: posts small blind 50
suddes12: posts big blind 100
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to suddes12 [8c 8s]
kemba: folds
Pedro83: calls 100
Garry2011: calls 100
Leed3001: folds
Cjthrilla: folds
Ace111111: calls 100
Lordelpus: folds
DontPanic: folds
HideSeek: calls 50
suddes12: checks
----- FLOP ----- [5c 8h Kc]
HideSeek: checks
suddes12: checks
Pedro83: checks
Garry2011: bets 200
Ace111111: raises to 500
HideSeek: folds
suddes12: calls 500
Pedro83: folds
Garry2011: raises to 2200
Ace111111: folds
suddes12: raises to 3590 and is all-in
Garry2011: calls 1390
----- TURN ----- [5c 8h Kc][As]
----- RIVER ----- [5c 8h Kc As][7d]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
suddes12: shows [8c 8s] (Three of a kind, Eights, Ace high)
Garry2011: shows [Ah Ac] (Three of a kind, Aces, King high)
Garry2011 collected 8180 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot 8180 Main pot 8180 Rake 0
Board [5c 8h Kc As 7d]
Seat 1: Leed3001 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Cjthrilla folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Ace111111 folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Lordelpus folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: DontPanic (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: HideSeek (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: suddes12 (big blind) showed [8c 8s] and lost with Three of a kind, Eights, Ace high
Seat 8: kemba folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Pedro83 folded on the Flop
Seat 10: Garry2011 showed [Ah Ac] and won (8180) with Three of a kind, Aces, King high

1-100 in Running gets beat

:)

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/16715/5889500f/index.html

BLEW THE 50K AGAIN

4 hours in and I lose a race - to be fair could have called then folded flop but I play to win.
Bit pished off with his call but guess with his stack he can call and hope for race.
I was 14 of 22 when I went out and 18 paid :(

He raised to 6k with 44 and I pushed for 24k with AK. 18k to call into 34K pot. Played this 3 times now finished 18-35 every time of 150 runners.

On footy front sounds like Barton in Parker out.

ON poker front in Germany again this week and prob more weeks in June again eating up my play time which I aint happy about. Bring back the old job with nice hours and little travel :) !!!

AND IN THE 4.5K

AQ just lost to some pr1ck who pushed all in 4.5k with 10j with 100 200 blinds

WARNING TWIST

Just gone out of the 6k gtd on the bubble by an absolute shite play bu SlickQwik FFS I am fuming.

chip leader 8k 2nd 5k me and slick 3.8ish - 3rd 1200$ 4th nowt.

He limpes into my bb at 100 200 with QJ I push 3.8k all in with AQ and he calls in 1 sec - totally pathetic and hits jack.

Then next hand he gets lucky again ( not as bad play ) when all in JJ and he beats AA - now massive chip leader and I leave with nothing

sick game